seven dollar gary
when the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. she accepts anyways. made famous by a cheapskate named gary.
“i picked this trick up off the strip the other day. she wanted $10 for a handjob and all i had was $7. what do you know, i got me a seven dollar gary!”
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