seven dwarfs
1. the highest measure of how much a man wants to f-ck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. the phrase derives from the tale of ‘snow white and the seven dwarfs’ indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. if she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.
2. the highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to f-ck a woman in one meeting.
1. “she is wifey material. seven dwarfs.”
2. “sh-t she would get seven dwarfed from all angles.”
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