Seven Inch Lionel Train
when spoken, you emphasize the start of ‘lionel’ so it sounds like ‘lying’. it’s when a guy lies to a virgin, saying he only packs 6 or 7 inches, when he is really packing a footlong.
cindy believed roger and thought he was average sized, she wound up getting a seven inch lionel train.
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