Seven-Layer Loser


an individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. these areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. a true “7ll” is incapable of even portraying a general air of goodnaturedness.
charlie sheen is the michael jordan of seven-layer losers.

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