seven pound squirrel


a huge quaff of hair around a woman’s v-g-n- that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.
my lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as i ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel i thought i might drown.

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