sewedy
a gentle and humble yet considerably large and hungry creature who has a secret urge to devour everything and anything in his path – although the creature believes n-body knows, everybody actually stays out of his path for this very reason, which is why people tend to stay and walk behind the creature, causing it to believe it has loyal “followers.”
person 1: “look out, sewedy’s coming and you’re in his path!”
person 2: “thanks man, i would have been devoured. it’s a shame people misjudge this gently and humble yet considerably large and hungry teacher. i pity him.”
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