Sewell Slap


a vicious attack that can, if carried out correctly, be fatal. usually a spontaneous reaction to an insult from a slevboy. said to originate from communist russia.
slevboy: whilst i was attempting to solve a trap for young players i received a sewell slap from that guy with the sewell cut.

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