Sewered
when, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total d-ck) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won’t give him a chance. it’s usually about an std or him having a wife.
the opposite of being a wingman
“the gil sewered seab-ss so bad at the bar last night!”
“i just f-ckin’, sewered the b-st-rd when he went to pork my broad.”
(at the bar) “hey buddy? have ya told her about your hiv?”
drunk/stoned, angry, confused, or any other state of being that’s compairable to how you’d feel if you suddenly found yourself in a sewer.
drunk: “man, i got so sewered last night, i have no idea where my shoes are.”
angry: “that drive’s left me so f-cking sewered!”
confused: “wait… i’m sewered… what the f-ck are you talking about?”
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