Sex Blanket
a blanket that is used during s-x to keep love juices from getting on your bed/sheets.
“you’ve forgotten the s-x blanket, now there is s-m-n all over your bed.”
(n) a bed cover at all non-five star hotels
sometimes referred to as a sperm blanket
upon arrival at their motel, jack and nicole threw the s-x blanket off their bed.
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