Sex bracket


the numerical category of s-xual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in f-cking someone of a similar level of sl-ttiness.
complimentary to the monetary system, if one finds ones self in a s-xual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower ‘s-x bracket’, one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. this will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

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