sex-buffet
any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
despite mild narcolepsy, popey was still able to be the s-x-buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
a selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during s-xual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky s-x.
when i picked up the pbr at the liquor store i also grabbed a box of slim jims for the s-x-buffet.
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