sex by proxy
this occurs when someone with whom you have recently had s-x also recently had s-x previously with a “third party”. you are then said to have had s-x with third party by proxy.
jim: hey, ted, you know that julie chick you were bangin’ last night? ted: “yeah”
jim: man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, willie, for a month.
ted: so?
jim: ah man, you had s-x by proxy with the dred man.
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