sex-flex
a nervous twitch during an -rg-sm or just before intercourse, in which one individual “flinches”…a bit like tourettes….and makes the other person included in the s-xual act laugh and chuckle…laughing and chuckeling is a major turn on for some people…so people with a “s-x flex” are not left lonely!!!
person 1: mmm….yeah baby
person 2: -twitches-
person 1: omg wht was that?! hahaha! u s-x-flexed!!! oh yesss! i am the god of s-x!!!
person 2: -blushes- i have ….tourettes….
person 1: s-x-flexing is the biggest turn on ever…..mmmm…..do it again….
a former lover, present friend, who one occasionally has s-x with.
if it weren’t for my s-x-flex, i wouldn’t be getting laid at all.
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