sex helmet


a helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous s-x in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead
d-mn baby, imma give it to you tonight, best put on you s-x helmet

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