sex kabob
when your d-ck happens to be so big that you can fit multiple chicks on it at once
“so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to f-ck them all, and i realized my d-ck was so big…i just wanted to have a s-x kabob!”
someone who been impaled during intercourse with a mate, so that the object that impaled them goes through both partners
occurs most commonly in “the friday the 13th” series
in the hit phenomanom,”freddy vs. jason”, a couple was “getting their freak on” whilst jason was watching from a distance and impaled the male partner while the female (wh-r-) was bathing. after she was finished, she came out of the shower to find her dead “one night stand” lying crunched in between the recently folded mattress. this was quite lolzy thus creating a one man s-xkabob
when your d-ck exceeds the length of the eiffel tower and can fit one of every race on it. it often slices through 9/10 pelvises on the d-ck but lets the last human survive.
girl 1 “james’ d-ck is so large, he can fit all races on his d-ck at once!!”
girl 2 “oh really?! i’d love to see his s-x-kabob!!”
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