sex me up


another way of saying “have s-x with me” but more demanding and hot. more of a spur of the moment thing and you’d probably end up having s-x in a public washroom or in the back of a club.
“s-x me up”
“you can s-x me up”
“i’d s-x her up”
“i was s-xing him up all night long”
something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.
math teacher: so if we take the square root of 23 we get….
me: s-x me up!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)
1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and s-xify him/her. sort of like dress them up but s-x them up

2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we’ll have s-x
1) ex:

“omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa s-x that chick up”

2)ex:

krista: “so chris you still free tonight?”
chris: “yaa”
krista: “k cool, if you find yourself getting bored…s-x me up”

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