sex monster
1. a person who has s-x a lot
2. a beast who has s-x with other beasts
1. i am definitely a s-x monster
2. wow, look at that s-x monster, hollerrr
the s-xiest, cutest, sweetest, most loving guy in the whole entire universe.
my smitty is such a s-xmonster!
that other kid doesn’t even qualify for a s-xmonster!
a very h-rny,ugly -ss beast that is very human like in physical form. it has a v-g-n-, p-n-s and br–sts so that it can f-ck anyone that it wants to. many that have been f-cked by this type of monster have reported receiving s-xually transmitted diseases. these monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. running away will only cost you your life and they will just f-ck your dead body. it is believed that they live solely off of f-cking.
i just got f-cked by a s-x monster and now i have hiv
a horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. the main body consists of a large gaping v-g-n- (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. s-xmonsters have uncannilly large arms. two immense p-n-ses sprout from it’s head and one drags between it’s stubby yet muscular legs. the p-n-ses can become erect or flacid depending on it’s mood. it feasts primarilly on babies doused in it’s own s-m-n (used for easier digestion).
citizen a: “oh my god it’s the s-xmonster!”
citizen b: “protect your children!”
s-xmonster: “gublaaarrgh!”
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