sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a t-tle given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in s-xual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. abbr.: s.m.
“daniel and i agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he’ll be my s-x m-ffin.”
“my name is sophie plesniak, s.m.”
noun:
1. a name for a s-xually stimulating person.

2. the name of a m-ffin if eaten immediately before, after or during s-x. this m-ffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.

examples:
1. we shared a s-x m-ffin after 5 hours of playing “find the teacup”.

2. that girl, is a total s-x m-ffin.

3. justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase “s-x m-ffins” for his date that evening.

4. janet reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a “s-x m-ffin”.
an incredibly s-xy person
a person u want to have intecourse with
eva longoria is a s-xm-ffin, id do her!
m-ffins that are made while having hot s-x, making them extra super delicious.
rachel and i made delicious s-x m-ffins last night for my grandma.
an extreamly vile type of m-ffin, that prolongs s-xual intercourse.
i just ate some s-x m-ffins then had intercourse for 15 days.
an incredibly arousing m-ffin.
antonym: m-ffin top
i love rayray, she knows how to b-tter that s-xm-ffin’.
s-x m-ffin, n. adj. to be so very s-xified, that you are in sensual relation to a m-ffin of s-xual proportions. also, you can become this by either having a s-xi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non sk-nkesque), and a hot bod (tay tay lautner…. maybe… no?). anyways, being a s-x m-ffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the s-x ninja
i think i need to go get checked for herpes.. i think i let to many s-x m-ffins bang the cl-t.

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