Sex Olympics
the s-x olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular olympics. to obtain a ‘ring’, one must perform a particular s-x act.
blue ring: s-x in water
black ring: with a black guy/girl, or -n-l
yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during s-x
red ring: during period, or draw blood
green ring: outdoors
after obtaining all of these, the winner receives f-ck all.
“dude, yesterday i totally got the black ring11111!!! i’ve completed the s-x olympics”
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