Sex on the beach rule 1
always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for s-xual encounters. do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. – thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
night 1, as follows;
mich-lle: “the sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet”…ouch sean!
night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
mich-lle: “this comforter is the best, thanks to “s-x on the beach rule 1″ and so are you, sean!”
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