Sex Pixie
a girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
she will put out with a little work.
used as a simple scale:
f-ck monkey: a girl who’ll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
s-x pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.
jessica simpson = s-x pixie.
christina aguillera = f-ck monkey.
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