sex poker
player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different s-x acts. each s-x act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. the men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet s-x acts.
a man and woman are playing s-x poker where each s-x act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
woman: i see you a f-cking and raise you a bl-wj-b.
man: i will see your ten and raise you another ten.
woman: i have two pairs.
man: i have a royal flush. okay pay up.
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