sex police
peculiar to perthshire, scotland.
when you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting “s-x police!!” in a extreamly high pitched, camp german accent.
almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
potter: “rams, ewan’s fallen asleep. wanna s-x police him?”
rams: “haha, aye alright.”
-2 minutes later…
rams and potter: “s-x police!!!!!!” (jump on ewan)
ewan: “arrrgh! aw naww!”
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