sex porridge
s-x porridge is the male s-x cell basically sp-nk
im going to sprey my s-x porridge all over you!
the frothy mixture of both male and female -j-c-l-t- fluids that appears on your bed post coitus. this mixture generally leads to an argument over which s-xual partner sleeps on which side of the bed. in turn this may lead to anger s-x creating enough s-x porridge to open up a soup kitchen
man: “wow that was incredible s-x… i think i want the wall side of the bed.”
woman: “no i’m sleeping on the wall side… i have enough s-x porridge on this side to offer customers the soup of the day.”
s-x porridge is the fluid that is ejeculated by a male during s-xual intercause.
i’m spreying my s-x porridge tonight
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