sex-stoned
the psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple -rg-sms or a strenuous s-xual workout.
the physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, s-xual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and b-ttocks, overworked s-xual organs.
the phrase is derived from the common slang “stoned” for being under the influence of marijuana.
i am so s-x-stoned, i’m gonna sleep like a baby!
or
look at the s-x-stone on you! you were insatiable! wanna do it again?
or
i’ve got the munchies, i’m so s-x-stoned!
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