sex wizard
a wizard who preforms s-x acts with magic and his long wand
look at that s-x wizard hes doin his magic!
a creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your t-ts but pretends that it’s all about chakras and miridians . pr-ne to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their b-n-r into your hip. wants to give you a m-ssage and talk about yoni
(staring at your chest) i can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
“help, that s-x wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni m-ssage”
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