Sex Yoda
when you teach someone with a virgin state of mind things about s-x and a variety of not pure things. a corrupter of innocent minds. usually not a parent figure. most likely the older boys at school.
man! i didn’t know what a cincinnati bowtie was until my s-x yoda taught me what that meant. it sounds like fun!
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