Sexator
a united states senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit s-xual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.
usually, a senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to “family values” and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in s-x escapades with another.
the continuing saga of s-xator john ensign, arising from his s-xual involvement with his wife’s best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the c street fraternity.
s-xator ensign is proud of his public support of the “protect marriage” bill even though he didn’t have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
someone who can easily make a conversation s-xual. specifically with only one comment. because of the swift change in conversation, it most commonly becomes too awkward to continue. proceeding in an awkward turtle moment.
bob: it’s so hot today.
s-xator: like me.
bob: …
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fionna: it’s soaking outside. just look how wet i am.
gary: that wasn’t the rain. that was me.
fionna: …
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