sexcurity
seks·cu·ri·ty
–noun
1. freedom from care, anxiety, or doubt about your s-x supply; well-founded confidence about your s-x supply
2. something that secures or makes s-x safe; protection such as condoms
3. precautions taken to guard against stis
1. “i am really happy with my lovers, we love and care for each other and have good s-xcurity, i never have to worry about when or how i am going to get s-x, i just know i am.”
2. “have you got any s-xcurity on you? all my condoms are past their use by date, and i have finally scored so i need some s-xcurity!”
– people you ask to come to your party specifically to make sure that no one has s-x during your party.
i asked nick to be s-xcurity at my party on friday night, but he had work… so of course 2 people ended up having s-x in my bas-m-nt.
security in one’s s-xuality.
that man threatens even -my- s-xcurity!
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