sexercise


the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having s-x
i’ve lost five pounds this week from all that s-xercise
act of having s-x as a workout.
h-llo bill, did you get your s-xercise for today yet?
when you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating s-x, that you feel you’ve worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
trent: “morning babe, want to go work out with me?”
abby: “how about you just work me out and do some s-xercise instead?”
to have very energetic s-x, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.
wow, my abs are feeling sore! must have been all that s-xercise last night.
exercises done, mostly by young female college students, for what appears to be for the sole pupose of improving s-xual prowess and tend to resemble the act of coitus. most exercizes that work the inner thigh or b-ttocks can be considered s-xercises.
man #1: dear god, what is she doing to that machine in the middle of the gym?
man #2: don’t worry man, she is just doing her s-xercises
man #1: oh….i got to get my girlfriend on that workout program
an exercise that builds up muscles used during s-x. usually used by people who plan on having s-x in the future. by doing s-xercises you can increase pleasure for you and your partner!

example: kegel, pc muscle
even though i’m a guy, if i keep these s-xersizes up, i’ll be able to have multiple -rg-sms!
hyper energetic and prolonged copulation that with repet-tion counts as a full cardio vascular workout regime leading to increased aerobic capacity and six pack abdomen which in turn leads to more workout opportunities…..
yummy mummy’s eschew gym membership in favour of s-xercising their way to health.
“you’re quite pretty love but that crop top is showing up your m-ffin rolls. how about i help you with a bit of s-xercise to burn off some of that love flubber?”

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