sexessible


unconditionally accessible for wild, freaky s-x
oh, girlfriend, you’ve got to visualize putting an end to all of your h–rding and see to it that you clean-up and organize every room in your crib that you might want to get laid in, in the future, making it so s-xessible that your man will break down your door and take you like a savage!

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    noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks} a post-freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by all nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the s-xual powers of the average librarian. male patron in library queue to take out the latest stephen king novel: (wolf whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) d-mn she’s hot! female […]

  • lickin' the ceiling

    when you’re high on cocaine or similar stuff and you go to bed and you’re so excited that you can’t sleep and it takes you hours awake looking up to the ceiling till you fall asleep. -i’m gonna get cocaine from roger for tonight, you want some? -no way, i don’t want to spend the […]

  • Sexidextrous

    not relying on the sole use of the right or left hand but being equally skilled with both for the purposes of s-xual activities. don’t send a girl into my tent unless she is s-xidextrous. -kammy

  • Life Points

    like the term man points, in which you ‘get’ points for doing something manly. (you dont actually get points that’d be gay) but in this case it would be for doing something non loserish – self beneficial. e.g. olly: im going to stop smoking skunk whilst my exams are on, i should really get on […]

  • Light Rape

    the act of raping a women by -ssaulting and feeling up ‘and sh-t’ without penetration. not subjected to the same moral indignation as regular rape. elias: so you know when you gotta a chick and you don’t really like full on rape her, just like feel her up a bit… you sorta light rape her. […]


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