Sexilepcy


similar to narcolepsy, s-xilepcy is when you get caught having s-x, and the immediate reaction once you’re caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what’s happening around you.
roger was b-lls deep in my -sshole when my dad walked in. i’ve never seen someone’s s-xilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. he just p-ssed out on my back, with his d-ck still in my -ss. what a tool.

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