Sexjury
when your boyfriend makes you play twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.
“don’t ever try the shimmy shimmy shake – it’ll give you a s-xjury.”
an injury caused from s-xual relations is not related to the genitals. would usually include a sore muscle from being in a particularly awkward position for extended periods during s-x.
guy #1 “oh man, my hip is so sore today, i was giving it to this girl last night and her whole body weight was on my thigh during a long period of reverse cowgirl”
guy #2 “ouch, i know the feeling, thats one bad s-xjury you got there”
when your boyfriend makes you play twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues.
“don’t ever try the shimmy shimmy shake – it’ll give you a s-xjury.”
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