Sexless Wreck
the exact opposite of having wild wreckless s-x. a s-xless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to s-x deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. being a s-xless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by s-xual urges due to centuries of s-xual and psychological warfare with men.
zach: why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
billy: oh him? he’s my roommate. he hasn’t gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. a real s-xless wreck.
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