Sexlexic
able to engage in s-x, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.
david’s not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he’s s-xlexic. i really don’t think he understands it.
n. (secks-lecks-ick, am-eng. origin) a very s-xy learning disability. (see futurama)
“does s-xlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of s-x in the wrong order?”
yes.
“and sometimes you can’t think of s-x at all?”
yes.
“and sometimes s-x’s move around on the page in front of you?”
yes.
“i suffer from a very s-xy learning disability. what do i call it, kif?”
“(sigh) s-xlexia.”
“therefore i am a s-xlexic!”
adj. a condition in which you confuse common words for s-xual or perverted words. can be used as a noun, i.e. s-xlexia
john: “i had the weirdest dream last night.”
pat: “i thought that said you had the wettest dream last night.”
john: “pat, you’re so s-xlexic, i swear.”
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