sexmergency
n. pl. s-x·mer·gen·cies
1. a serious situation or occurrence involving s-x that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. a condition of urgent need for action or -ssistance regarding s-x: a state of s-xmergency.
adj.
for use during s-xmergencies: s-xmergency condom supplies.
guy to his roommate: “dude, you’ve gotta let me use the room tonight, it’s a s-xmergency!”
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