sexoffriender
a friend with whom you have s-x with on the dl. more than likely, one of the s-xoffrienders wants a relationship of deeper meaning with the other. closely related to the friend with benefits.
“i totally slept with my best friend, bob, but he hasn’t even asked me on a date, yet,” cindy said to tina. “dude, he’s totally your s-xoffriender,” tina confirmed.
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