Sexolepsy


a condition where either partner habitually falls asleep during s-x.
i first found out she suffered from s-xolepsy when she was giving me this great slow bl-wj-b one night, then stopped, and i looked down and she was asleep with her face in my crotch!
a play on the words “s-x” and “narcolepsy”.

a condition where one immediately becomes tired and falls asleep after climaxing during s-x. most often seen in men, although women can experience it too.
i slept so well last night. wayne’s d-ck gave me that s-xolepsy.
falling asleep while getting laid, in any position.
b-tch must have s-xolepsy, she fell asleep while i was still inside her and sh-t.

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