sexpiration date


when a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without s-xual intercourse.
“i really need to get laid. i’m way past my s-xpiration date!”
the time when an individual needs to stop having s-x.
“omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?”
“o yea. she is way p-ss her s-xpiration date”

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