sexpottle
a s-xpottle, much like a s-xpot (a term from which the former’s name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. this is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like “oh, they’re both words”. controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a s-xpot who is also a s-xkettle or a s-xpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.
guy 1: whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o’clock, dude!
guy 2: the word’s s-xpottle, stooge. what the f-ck, foxpetal? okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of–
guy 1: no dude, foxpettle. like … pettle – p-e-t-t-l-e – a fox.
guy 2: what the f-ck is pettle?
guy 1: just f-cking forget it, man. okay the chick’s hot is what i was saying..
guy 2: that’s a dude…
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