Sexretary
n. an attractive woman who is hired to -ssist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
“here’s a good job listing: ‘secretary wanted. good pay flexible hours office clothes optional.”
“hun, i think you’re reading that wrong. ‘s-xretary wanted. good play. flexible wh-r-s. office. clothes optional.'”
“meh, it’s a job.”
a reporting female that the boss primarily uses for s-x in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
john: are you working late again tonight?
coach p: no doubt, i just hired this new “s-xretary” that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
john: i guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
noun.; an exceptionally promiscuous office secretary; a female(or male)dressed in the apparel of a sl-tty officer worker.
the girlfriend of the new c.e.o for microsoft is definitely a s-xretary, she’s done every man in that workplace. and her office smells like a cheap rip off of victoria’s secret, ugh!
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