sexsistant
n. an attractive individual hired to -ssist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. see s-xretary.
“how’d you’re executive -ssistant interview go?”
“turned out it was an interview for a s-xsistant. man, i’m sore.”
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