Sextellectual
a phenomenon in which a dumb-ss guy uses random ’bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. most likely has no idea in h-ll what they’re talking about, yet the “nerds” who do, get no recognition from the opposite s-x whatsoever.
jilted as f-ck, bro.
jock: “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? thou art more lovely and more temperate.”
clueless girl: “oh my god!11 ur so sensitive, taek me nao”
jock: “score!”
on-looking nerd: “sh-t, man. what a s-xtellectual….”
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