s-xually explicit text communication through use of spotfiy song links.
she sent me a s-xtify of chris brown’s – back to sleep.
with the suffix ing. she has been s-xtifying me all day with chris brown and miguel songs.
- pulling aunties
a term used by punjabi pakistani americans to attract pakistani american girls in a college setting, by any means necessary. student centers are the preferred setting. the ideal number is at most two males, where one may wear a red bandanna, but it is not necessary. we’ll see you guys later , me and juni […]
- dirty switzer
when you finger a strippers -sshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face! we were at the rhino when robert was fingering cinnamon’s sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on kevin’s upper lip. the dirty switzer
- not safe for waffles
a topping that simply isn’t safe for waffles. “you can’t put the universe on a waffle, joe. it’s not safe for waffles.”
- smelly taco
a smelly taco is slang for a v-g-n- that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans. hey steve, have you ever smelled jane`s v-g-n-? in my cl-ssification handbook for v-g-n- scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.
- cave spelunking
when your so deep in a girls -ss, you’re practically mining so deep in her i was cave spelunking