Sextipation
the inability of having s-xual intercourse when traveling, out of a sense of not being in familiar territory, or having an in-law walk in on the act, or out of the grossed-out notion that you are being eaten alive by bedbugs.
often this occurs during holiday travels when visiting family, out of the sheer horror of having your mother-in-law (or biological family member) detect the act in some way.
what’s wrong with joe? he seems kinda stressed out.
s-xtipation. ’nuff said.
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