sexual actuality


actually getting s-x!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i’m never really certain i’m definitely going to get s-x until i’m actually ‘in gear’! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while ‘negotiations’ are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get s-x, then the ‘plug’ is invariably pulled, and one is left ‘in tears’ with a large ‘package’ in ones’ hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i’m sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin’ an burnin’, huffin’ an puffin’, it was s-xual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin’ engine; it was a sweet s-xual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, s-xual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!

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