Sexual Armageddon
when your “bruce willis” plants a bomb inside her “asteroid” and a gigantic explosion ensues, usually resulting in at least one casualty.
“hey, have you met jessica house?”
“yeah man, she’s a real s-xual armageddon” -wink wink nudge nudge-
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