Sexual Blueberry Pancake
a s-xual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking mdma, or ecstasy. then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his p-n-s and proceeds to perform oral s-x through the cake.
guy 1: she gave me a s-xual blueberry pancake last night!
guy 2: how do you even remember?
guy 1: i don’t, she posted it online.
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