Sexual Mad Libs
1. a game during which one s-xual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or uns-xy parts of anatomy during “dirty talk” without their mate losing “the mood”. if s-xual relations still occurs, everyone wins!
how to play “s-xual mad libs”
1. while talking dirty: oooh baby, your -nostrils- make me so hot. show me how far you can spread them
2. while talking dirty: mmmm, i love the way your -p-b-s- rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
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