sexual strawberry shortcake


when one recieves oral s-x, pulls out, and -j-c-l-t-s in the others face, then punches the other in the nose so it bleeds and swirls about. this creates a pinkish color and therefore a s-xual strawberry shortcake.
“she was good till her teeth got in the way. so i gave her a s-xual strawberry shortcake.”

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